Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy New Year 2009!


Let me welcome you all to the New Year by sharing with you some of the txt messages I got from my friends throughout Nigeria yesterday & today...(each typed up exactly as appeared on my phone..) enjoy!

Hapi new yr!
Wishin u a blessed yr, God wil perfect his divine wil in ur life, laughter n joy ll be ur companion always n may ur dreams cm true!

Hi, dear,
I don't know what 2009 holds 4 u - but I kno HIM who holds 2009 _ He Whose Arms protects, Whose Help Assures, Whose Wisdom Guides, Whose Words...

GRACE. ABILITY. KNOWLEDGE. FORTUNE. WISDOM. SPEED. ACCURACY. A 7-fold increase. Brace yourself! Raise the Praise! Accept my congratulations! It's your wonderful 2009!

I may need help to understand this one:

Get up&open d tap how many drop of water can u count? So shal ur blesings be dis NEW YEAR, becos it's ur yr of recovery & U SHAL TAKE BACK UR POSESSION amen

concentrate 4 this one...

Where d eagles fear u'l dare, whre odas fail u'l suceed, d sky shl b ur springboard & d LORD shl be ur strngth. Welcome 2d LIGHT of ur horizon. hapi new yr.

This one a cute concept, I thot:

Welcome on board December Airways, U are on boeing 031 days and we'll be flying @ 100 degrees success & 30,000 ft above failure. Tighten ur seat belt & relax as we r about to take off with Capt Jesus in d cockpit. U &* ur's will surely land safely @ 2009 airport. Bon Voyage!

Finally the classic of all.. this one sent to Mary by one of the doctors that participated in 2 of our medical camps last year..:

May u live long like corruption in Nig. May ur blessings increase like fuel price in Nig. May ur generosity spread like poverty in Nig. May ur enemies fall like Naira against d Dollar. May ur happiness rise like unemployment in Nig. May u move freely like criminals in Nig. May u never fail like P.H.C.N. and may all our prayers be accepted like election riggin in Nig. I wish u a better 2009.

3 comments:

whacky said...

lmao! The last one is such a classic! Thank you for the great laugh! :-)

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